Here I am once again sitting on the street side bench waiting for my friend to show up in his car. Watching the people slowly walk by without a care in the world. I too had not a care in the world as I wait. One person had caught my eye and was gunning right towards me carrying an army of plastic bags. Step by step I watched the movements of a rhinoceros stampeding among the turf we walk every day. It wasn’t that I would want this person to catch my eye, it just so happened that this person was wearing a ragged shirt with stripes and pink skimpy shorts during the middle of winter.
As this person sat down I swear the weight of the bench shifted tremendously. Then out of one of her white wonders emerged a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken. Gruesomely in front of everyone the baboon devoured the chicken while laughing hysterically to something on a Zune. Huge chucks of chicken shot out of her mouth like an erupting volcano. Inch by inch I moved near the bench’s edge hoping to avoid the scatter of insanity being dispersed from this person’s possessions. Happily entertained she seemed to be enjoying herself at the cost of everyone else’s expense. After finishing her maniacal laughter that only a hyena would enjoy she looked over at me.
“What’s his problem”, she thinks to herself as she reaches for another piece of delectation. She pushes back her long black hair to remove an earpiece. I looked away and out towards the street so fast I pulled a neck muscle, all in hopes that she wouldn’t talk to me.
“Boy, do you have a problem? Are you judging me boy? Think your something special sitting there?”
I slowly turn my head back towards her a like rusted piece of clockwork trying so hard not to work when it has no choice but to work.
“Cat got your tongue, huh?”
I stare blankly like an artist at a canvas with no imagination.
She lets out a type of disgusted sigh. Maybe it was sounding something more like an hmmph or hrmm. “Look at you, sitting her judging the people that walk by, you must think your something special, a little twig placed on a piece of wood. Trying to understand those people up and about while you’re wearing a simple minded brown colored jacket, and black slackly ass jeans. You must really be a judgmental prick with a magnify glass under your scope sitting here thinking you’re better off. You’re like an owl on a high perch ready to be shot down, and I’ll be waiting and laughing”
With that, she got up and marched off with her head held high enough to see up her nose, smug and proud she strolled away.
I just looked around, not sure what to think. All I was doing was waiting for my friend in his car. Silently I sat there dozing off into a daydream or trance letting it not bother me. I laugh to myself on the inside where my grin grew five times bigger. A polar opposite, just walked away. Rude and predictable, she didn’t nail anything in descriptive detail but that shown on the surface. With those thoughts in mind, I chuckled heartily as my friend pulled open the car door.